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Top 5 Uses for a High Elf Slave

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text css=".vc_custom_1622795507333{margin-right: -200px !important;margin-left: -200px !important;}"] Top 5 Uses for a High Elf Slave Figurehead for your ship. Oh, how they scream! Bait for other Dark Elves. Irony and revenge in on delightfully cold dish. Fodder for your cold ones. Chasing their meals makes the reptiles...

The Meme of the Archmage

The Meme of the Archmage The ancients have handed down to each apprentice the “Meme of the Archmage.” It is the central idea by which a few—a very special few—Archmages truly learn to become Masters. “Elements are Nature, Nature is Balance, Balance is Power.” Mastery of this codex...

Best Zealot Hairstyles

Best Zealot Hairstyles Bald: All the rage across the countryside! It’s easy to maintain; just be sure the curve of your Zealot’s blade matches the roundness of your noggin’! Mohawk: Ratty and simple but a must-have for the hardcore punk killers among our ranks! Chaos Cornrows: Eh, not...

Top 5 Reasons Why Zealots Are to Be Feared

Top 5 Reasons Why Zealots Are to Be Feared Beaks! No, not the sniffin’ kind. Wait until you see some of the high level gear. We get to carry a skull. A SKULL! Feathers! Lots and lots of feathers! Sexy blades, rivaled only by Witch...

Savagery, Brutality, Monstrosity

Savagery, Brutality, Monstrosity This distinguished game comes from the ancient texts found in the Lyceum within the Inevitable City. Are you tired of battle? Do you want to take a break and have a little fun while the bloodstains are cleaned from your pants? Then this game...

Fun with Greenskins

Fun with Greenskins When one of those stupid greenskins wants to shout orders at you and you have had enough, offer a compromise. Tell him that if he can guess how many fingers you are holding behind your back, you will let him lead the group....

Do’s and Don’ts of First-Time Summoners

Do’s and Don’ts of First-Time Summoners Do: Summon your daemon to create bowel-slackening terror and rain destruction upon your weakling foes. Don’t: Summon your daemon to impress members of the opposite sex, simple minded greenskins, or people that you money to but don’t want to pay back....

Discs of Tzeentch

Discs of Tzeentch The Magus is a formidable opponent, even without his daemon-infused Disc. Combine the two and terror quakes the knees of all but the most experienced veterans of the forces of Order. Discs of Tzeentch are shaped from the Screamers gathered out of the ethers...

10 Things That May Occur If You Befriend A Dwarf

10 Things That May Occur If You Befriend A Dwarf   1.You know the exact location of all taverns within two-day’s travel. 2.You wake up in the morning day it is and where all wondering what day it is and where all of your gold went. 3.You notice after...

5 Ways to Prioritize Healing

Who gets heal last? 1. Da group member wot cries likes a little stunty. 2. Da group member not playin’ dere class right an’ gets everyone killed. 3. Da group member wot chattin’ too much an’ never shuts up. 4. Da group member wot not ask me nice fer...

Top 5 Things Ironbreakers Don’t Like Breakin

Top 5 Things Ironbreakers Don’t Like Breakin’ 1. Eggs. Dwarfs not be blasted cooks. 2. Plague Zombie Skulls. ’Ave you not smelt them? 3. Flagons. Rather spill their blood than be wastin’ ale. 4. Inn Tables and Chairs. Ye risk a bar fight, an’ that could mean spillin’ ale. 5....

Name Dat Smell

Question: Youz have walked into a dark moldy cave an’ all youz can smell iz death an’ decay. Wot iz it? Answer: It’s yer group mate, da Black Orc. But don’t tell him or youz could get hurt. Question: A gud odor rises ’round the cook fire?...

The Lost Oath Runes

The Lost Oath Runes Ye might ’ave guessed that th’ Oath Runes that be useful ta adventurer’s be not th’ sum total of all Dwarf Runic knowledge. Matter o’ fact, creative Priests be comin’ up with new uses fer Oath power all th’ time, often tailored ta...

Turrets Syndrome

Turrets Syndrome Definition: A neurological disorder whereby the afflicted verbally and physically abuses a nearby mechanical geegaw with uncontrollable rage, meanwhile ignoring the sentient being that caused the nuisance in the first place. Often this allows said nuisance the opportunity shoot the afflicted in the face. Last...