The Meme of the Archmage
The Meme of the Archmage The ancients have handed down to each apprentice the “Meme of the Archmage.” It is the central idea by which a few—a very special few—Archmages truly learn to become Masters. “Elements are Nature, Nature is Balance, Balance is Power.” Mastery of this codex...
Name Dat Smell
Question: Youz have walked into a dark moldy cave an’ all youz can smell iz death an’ decay. Wot iz it? Answer: It’s yer group mate, da Black Orc. But don’t tell him or youz could get hurt. Question: A gud odor rises ’round the cook fire?...
Destruction’s Top 5 Reasons for Killing Archmages First in Every Battle
Destruction’s Top 5 Reasons for Killing Archmages First in Every Battle You just have to dislike those prissy-lookingHigh Elves. They squish so easily. Anything that heals shouldn’t be able to cast all of...
Do’s and Don’ts of First-Time Summoners
Do’s and Don’ts of First-Time Summoners Do: Summon your daemon to create bowel-slackening terror and rain destruction upon your weakling foes. Don’t: Summon your daemon to impress members of the opposite sex, simple minded greenskins, or people that you money to but don’t want to pay back....
Top 5 Uses for a High Elf Slave
Top 5 Uses for a High Elf Slave Figurehead for your ship. Oh, how they scream! Bait for other Dark Elves. Irony and revenge in on delightfully cold dish. Fodder for your cold ones. Chasing their meals makes the reptiles so...
Top 5 Things Ironbreakers Don’t Like Breakin
Top 5 Things Ironbreakers Don’t Like Breakin’ 1. Eggs. Dwarfs not be blasted cooks. 2. Plague Zombie Skulls. ’Ave you not smelt them? 3. Flagons. Rather spill their blood than be wastin’ ale. 4. Inn Tables and Chairs. Ye risk a bar fight, an’ that could mean spillin’ ale. 5....
The Lost Oath Runes
The Lost Oath Runes 1. Ye might ’ave guessed that th’ Oath Runes that be useful ta adventurer’s be not th’ sum total of all Dwarf Runic knowledge. Matter o’ fact, creative Priests be comin’ up with new uses fer Oath power all th’ time, often tailored...