Destruction’s Top 5 Reasons for Killing Archmages First in Every Battle

                          1. You just have to dislike those prissy-lookingHigh Elves.
                          2. They squish so easily.
                          3. Anything that heals shouldn’t be able to cast all of those damage over- time spells. That’s just plain unnatural.
                          4. With all those instant-cast, heal-overtime spells, they never stand still.
                          5. They are always way in the back, where the treacherous like to start their killing.
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