Top 5 Things Ironbreakers Don’t Like Breakin’
1. Eggs. Dwarfs not be blasted cooks.
2. Plague Zombie Skulls. ’Ave you not smelt them?
3. Flagons. Rather spill their blood than be wastin’ ale.
4. Inn Tables and Chairs. Ye risk a bar fight, an’ that could mean spillin’ ale.
5. His Sworn Oath. If’n a Dwarf speaks it, he keeps it.