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Top Five Ways to Tell If Your Friend Is Really a Dark Elf At your birthday party, he insists on cutting the cake, does so unevenly, and grabs the biggest piece for himself. He takes you out to dinner, then borrowsmoney from you to pay the check. When you ask for his help, one of his friends shows up in his stead, grumbling about him. He always seems to have this purple glowing aura about him. Two words: Blood Sacrifice....
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